Five Things - Thing Two
2. Why you should always put your left shoe on first?
The explanation of why you should always put your left shoe on before your right shoe is based on some very complicated calculus-derived Physics’ formulae. The Layman’s version is that it basically has to do with the balance and tilt of the Earth’s rotation.
First, four important facts:
1. The Earth’s seasons are caused not by the distance from the sun, but the tilt of the Earth. When the Northern Hemisphere is tilted away from the sun, the sunlight has to filter through more of the atmosphere, and is therefore weaker – hence the colder weather. When tilted closer to the sun, less atmosphere, warmer weather.
2. The Earth spins from West to East at a fairly constant rate. This allows a day to stay very close to 24 hours each.
3. It may surprise you, but most people face the Equator when they put their shoes on.
4. It may also be a surprise, but most people put their left shoe on first in the Northern Hemisphere. Most people in the Southern Hemisphere put their right shoe on first.
The Earth does not have an internal motor to cause this spin. Nor does it have an internal gyroscope to maintain the proper tilt. It relies upon the inbreed, DNA-based tendency of mankind to follow facts 3 and 4 above.
By facing the Equator and putting the proper shoe on first, people are pushing the Earth just a little bit. Yes, you are right to think that this little bit is really, really small, but when you combine it with the billions of people on this planet, its enough.
Somehow, mankind is guided so that just enough people put their shoes on correctly so that the proper spin is maintained. As the population grows, a certain segment of people put their shoes on incorrectly, balancing out the correct people and maintaining the proper spin speed.
How does this affect the tilt of the Earth?
In the Garden of Eden days, it was always Spring, because Adam and Eve knew how to put their shoes on in perfect unison with God’s plan. As soon as they left, incorrectness began, people would face the wrong direction and the small push from putting their shoes on caused the world to wobble, and eventually tilt. God stepped in and limited the incorrectness, stabilizing the tilt to what we have today.
What does this all mean? It means if you face south and put your left shoe on first, congratulations, you are one of the correct ones. But, if you face west, and put your right shoe on first, keep doing this – for if you don’t and you convert over to correctness, you may introduce variables in the spin and tilt of the Earth that could create its total destruction.
The explanation of why you should always put your left shoe on before your right shoe is based on some very complicated calculus-derived Physics’ formulae. The Layman’s version is that it basically has to do with the balance and tilt of the Earth’s rotation.
First, four important facts:
1. The Earth’s seasons are caused not by the distance from the sun, but the tilt of the Earth. When the Northern Hemisphere is tilted away from the sun, the sunlight has to filter through more of the atmosphere, and is therefore weaker – hence the colder weather. When tilted closer to the sun, less atmosphere, warmer weather.
2. The Earth spins from West to East at a fairly constant rate. This allows a day to stay very close to 24 hours each.
3. It may surprise you, but most people face the Equator when they put their shoes on.
4. It may also be a surprise, but most people put their left shoe on first in the Northern Hemisphere. Most people in the Southern Hemisphere put their right shoe on first.
The Earth does not have an internal motor to cause this spin. Nor does it have an internal gyroscope to maintain the proper tilt. It relies upon the inbreed, DNA-based tendency of mankind to follow facts 3 and 4 above.
By facing the Equator and putting the proper shoe on first, people are pushing the Earth just a little bit. Yes, you are right to think that this little bit is really, really small, but when you combine it with the billions of people on this planet, its enough.
Somehow, mankind is guided so that just enough people put their shoes on correctly so that the proper spin is maintained. As the population grows, a certain segment of people put their shoes on incorrectly, balancing out the correct people and maintaining the proper spin speed.
How does this affect the tilt of the Earth?
In the Garden of Eden days, it was always Spring, because Adam and Eve knew how to put their shoes on in perfect unison with God’s plan. As soon as they left, incorrectness began, people would face the wrong direction and the small push from putting their shoes on caused the world to wobble, and eventually tilt. God stepped in and limited the incorrectness, stabilizing the tilt to what we have today.
What does this all mean? It means if you face south and put your left shoe on first, congratulations, you are one of the correct ones. But, if you face west, and put your right shoe on first, keep doing this – for if you don’t and you convert over to correctness, you may introduce variables in the spin and tilt of the Earth that could create its total destruction.
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